With apologies to Littlewitch, she just sent me the following e-mail:
Within a couple of paragraphs I got "like diaper ointment of my chafed mental ass" and "slicker than lube on a chrome anal probe" and I thought "I was a little surprised by the first and the second just upped the ante" But then Andres was there and I didn't care anymore. *sigh*
To which I replied: I actually WROTE THAT?
*blink* I mean really... I WROTE THAT? Wow.