Marie Sexton who has this whole blog-promotion thing down WAY better than I ever will, has this thing called Saturday Snark, where you post your characters saying something snarky. I figure my characters have snark to spare, so I thought I'd participate. Patrick and Whiskey have been making a lot of friends recently, so I figured I'd start there, although I've got some Deacon lines I'd REALLY like to throw in, because he's got some rather hidden snark in there that he doesn't get a lot of credit for. That's okay. I think Marie's going to be doing this for a while.
If you follow the link above, you will find a bunch of other authors, posting THEIR snark, and basically, it's supposed to be a very fun, snarky tour through other people's books! Thanks, Marie, for the opportunity to snark!
So this is Patrick, explaining how Ritalin effects his widdo cortex:
Whiskey shook his head. "Uhm, what's gonna be different about you?"
"With the LBP?" (Little Brown Pill)
"Yeah. what's it do to you?"
Patrick pretended to think. "Well, first I get hella horny, and then I start humping the furniture."