Just a few things:
Yesterday, I asked the Cave Troll how his second-to-last-day of school was, to which he replied, "Pretty good, mom. I went to first grade today."
"Really? What was that like?"
"It was in another room!"
And today, I came home and found Big T and Chicken playing video games. A couple of minutes later, Big T was doing dishes.
"Thank you, Big T. Thank you so much for doing that by yourself."
Big T shrugged. "It's no big deal--Bryar and I played for it. Bryar won."
And finally, Chicken said something really wrong. She was playing a video game, and apparently, kept getting beaten by a character named Snake.
"I don't get it--I keep trying REALLY hard to get Snake off!"
Think about it for a second. Yup. Really wrong.
And Ladybug? She's all blue eyes and red hair--and you heard about the pee-pee incident yesterday. Yup--she must be cute, because I was searching for swearwords, but not yelling at HER!