
Squish's birthday is next week, right? And we're going to have a small family party next week, and go eat at Wongs and have ice cream cake (note to self: must not forget ice cream cake) and then take Squish to a King's game, where she'll see her name on the board.

The house was out of the question. There was not enough time to clean the house. Twice. In the same week.
Crap.

And that, folks, was birthday party one.

*piffle* I say! *PIFFLE!* Why SHOULDN'T I execute two birthdays and an Easter Bunny while I'm trying to make a gazunga deadlines! (Speaking of which, I've moved one back a little, thank Bob, but still. Not catching up.) With kids in the house who need attention and amusement, and for me to be caught up on every pop culture reference that they have, in their leisure time, been able to absorb.


So, it was a good day, and a good week, and seriously, Mate and I are going to need a day to nap when school starts and Chicken goes home.
Oh-- and this is just sort of a random kid story. Squish got one of those Rapunzel dolls last year for Christmas, the ones that are three feet tall? Anyway, she was fun for a while, but, you know, eventually the fun wore off, and the creepy started to sink in. So Squish was ready to put her in the garage.
I had her put the doll in the hall, and it was one of those mom things: Guys, could you put this in the garage?
And they completely ignored me and kept putting it back in her room.
Well, this morning, Squish had a mom moment. She LITERALLY had a nuclear meltdown during which she turned into me right before our very eyes.
"Could you move my doll? Could you please move my doll? Because I keep putting her in the hall," gesture, "and she's SUPPOSED to end up in the garage," chin wobble, "but she keeps ending up back in my ROOOOOOOOMMM!!!" WAIL. Her eyes teared up and everything, and her sister and I just watched her, trying not to laugh.
"God, Mom," said Chicken. "That was the best impression of you losing it that I've ever seen."
So, well, good. There we go. Mini-me, it's a fact!
And wait-- here we go: Morning turkeys. You can hear their wing feathers dragging on the pavement when they're all ruffled up like this.
6 comments:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUISH!!!
Hey, MY birthday is on Wednesday! And my sister's is on Tuesday (but she's 8 years younger than me).
It's a good week for birthdays; ALL the best people have one then. :D
Sounds like you've got everything under control!! Am just about finished "listening" to Making Promises on audilbe, (which is awesome!) and can't wait to read Bolt Hole. And it's funny but I've had turkeys and alpacas on my blog lately. Ha. Happy Bunny day. :)
Oh, and something I was going to say but forgot between brain & keyboard -- another way to get "Awesome!" rating for PB&J is use cookie cutters to cut actual shapes out. Or, y'know...provide a bunch of cookie cutters & let the ankle-biters argue over who gets to use which one on their sandwich...
My gosh, where do kids learn these behaviors? ;-) Bet she'll throw awesome birthdays, too. Happy birthday Squish!!
Have a hugely happy Easter!
PBJ cut out with cookie cutters? OMG I've got to do that for ladies' knitting!
Make anything small (even pbj) and it suddenly becomes desireable.
We had a birthday party on Easter (Em's birthday is tomorrow) but since we're all adults, no one minded. And isn't it amazing to see yourself in your kids (both good and not-so-good)?
Happy birthday Squish!!!
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