Weird Moment: At the gym, getting out of the pool and heading for the jacuzzi, cause, 65 degrees, need heat! Anyway, there is an elderly woman sitting on the steps of the pool. She is wearing her bra and her underwear and holding her brightly striped orange and black swimsuit in her hands.
Yes. You read that right.
Anyway, I had sunglasses on, but that must not have disguised the fact that I was… uhm… surprised… and she looked at me and smiled sunnily.
"Buh-bye!" she chirped, her Russian accent heavy.
Then she proceeded to put the swimsuit on her head and paddle laps in the deep end, wearing the suit like a babushka.
I got nothin'.
But now you have both the ear-worm and the eye-worm-- you're welcome.