Monday, June 28, 2010
WE HAS COVER ART!
Is pretty, yes?
Yes, Amy. Is so very very pretty. You should be pleased.
Why thank you, Mikhail. I think the artist captured the expression on your face perfectly!
That's supposed to be me? Is horrible. I look nothing like that! It makes my mouth look sulky!
Well, your mouth DOES look sulky. It's one of the reasons Shane loves you.
Pfaw. He loves me because I give professional quality blow job. Sulky mouth, lean mouth, makes no difference. It is the BLOW JOB that counts!
*blushes* Uhm, Mickey, that's a little bit personal, you think?
Personal? You're the one who wrote all the sex. And you are a woman. It's highly doubtful you got that right.
*blushes more* I, uhm, DO know what the male body does during sex you know.
*shrug* So you say. I myself am doubtful. You can not even make my Shane look big enough. It is a woman who would want a scrawny, hairless man.
Uhm, Mikhail? A man painted that picture. Shane looks plenty bigger than you. Not only that, he's wearing a leather huntsman's vest. You can't see his chest hair.
And whose idea is that, moose-woman? I myself like his chest hair. I think it is very sexy. In fact, I like it very much when...
Dammit, Mickey! Would you leave some fucking details so people want to read the book?
*snitty little shrug* Book? Who cares a bout a fucking book. This is my life you are writing. Don't you want to know that my big bear-man and I are happy? That is the real thing.
*disgruntled* Has anyone every called you a pushy little bottom?
Like you know what that means!
Okay, has anyone ever called you a pushy Russian bastard? You're MY character for sweet chrissakes! Shouldn't you show a little bit of... I don't know... respect?
You want respect, moose-woman? You make sure women fall at the feet of my big bear-lover. He deserves nothing less.
I think we can both agree on that, Mickey. Now, uhm, would you mind going back to whatever rock in my brain you crawled out from under? I hate to point this out to you, but you ARE a fictional character!
Fuck you, okay? I'm going go hide in your brain and make you think of man-sex when you should be knitting? You like that, moose-woman? You think you've got plotbunnies now? Wait until I beat off under your brain-rock! *laughs* I'll go wake Shane up. He will enjoy himself. *waves gaily* *winks* Goodbye, moose-woman--have lots of sweet dreams tonight!
*sigh* Little bastard. Yeah. As you've probably guessed, he sort of took over the book. But the picture sure does make him look hot!
(Thanks to Jean and JJ and the folks who voted for me over at mantastic fiction! I was so tickled to get mention! On Wednesday, I'm gonna do the big memorial blog. You'll like it. Trust me. Swear.)