To rid myself of the whine flavor of the last blogpost, I will give you this continuation of the tan squid discussion that was held the other day:
"Mom, I'm a tan squid and Squish is a pink octopurt, so what are you?"
"I'm a beige marSOOpEEul!"
"So you are a boring colored marSOOpEEul?"
"No-- beige isn't boring. Beige is neutral."
"It goes with everything, like a red tie, or Switzerland."
"So what's a beige marSOOpEEul?"
(and I can hardly say it when I think it, I'm laughing so damned hard...)
"I don't know, baby, a Swiss kangaroo?"