I went out for dinner and came back and Big T, ZoomBoy, and Squish had done this--and I was so proud.
I told them to pick a Christmas movie. They picked Gremlins. Mate was also proud.
Well, only a little bit of fun-- but the following two conversations happened today:
ZoomBoy: Did you hear about the security guy in the Samsung store? He was one of the Guardians of the Galaxy!
Me: Oh God.
ZoomBoy: So, if you illegally download a movie in Jamaica, are you a Pirate of the Caribbean?
Me: You know, in some countries it's illegal to pun!
Squish: Well we need to stay out of those unpunny countries, don't we!
Me: *waves flag of surrender*
And this one, which I posted on Twitter, but which I will laugh about until the day I die...
Mate, over phone: Can we do the thing tonight?
Me:We’re on speaker phone!
Mate (on text later): I meant Christmas list!
Me: Too late— your oldest was rocking himself back and forth going “No no no no no...”