|The Winter Courtship Rituals of|
|How to Raise an Honest Rabbit|
Turns out, Stanley doesn't really give a shit if I like him or not. He just needs to flash his best ass (the one above the back of his thighs and below his lower back) at the right guy (the handsome delivery guy that we met at the end of How to Raise an Honest Rabbit) and get his little old lady on and knit. Stanley is happy, he is secure, and once he stops looking for love in all the wrong Jethro's, he's going to be just fine.
|A Knitter in his Natural Habitat|
Hell, Stanley can even handle love.
Anyway, A Knitter in His Natural Habitat is out tomorrow. Please don't read it as a stand-alone-- you'll be really confused. But if you've been along for this sweet little knitting ride from the get go, I think you'll enjoy the hell out of it. By the way? For those of you wondering about the knitting project at the end? Well, A. The only thing dirty about it is the color name. And B. The prototype that you see being knit in the directions has already been claimed. Oh yeah. Mary Calmes jumped on that with all the ferocity of a knitter at a luxury fiber sale. Seriously. If I hadn't been able to hold the knitting as my hostage, I would have been very afraid!
Seriously, folks-- I hope you enjoy the story. And I REALLY hope you enjoy the covers by Catt Ford, because so far, people can't get enough of them!