I dropped Chicken off in San Diego-- we arrived Monday night, and I was reminded of the sleeping habits of the young. We got into the hotel room and I set everything down and put on my nightgown and brushed my teeth and my hair and set up my computer and plugged in my phone and set my alarm and...
And by the time I wondered how I was going to wind down for five minutes so I could go to sleep?
Chicken had crawled into bed fully clothed and crashed. OMG. I'm surprised she remembered to take off her shoes.
The next morning, we got there, got briefed on rules and regs (which her roommates immediately broke that night--she texted me with, "All that stuff about not drinking or smoking was BULLSHIT!" and I'm like, "Well, you managed to use your good sense in high school, I'm going to trust you here!") and then moved her boxes in. I was going to ask her if she wanted help unpacking when she turned to me and said, "Time to go!"
I was like, "But--"
"No, no, I'll be fine. You need to go, mom, I'm gonna bond."
So I hugged, cried, left, held it in until I found my way back to the hotel in the strange city, and THEN cried even more. Then I realized, oh horror of fucking horrors, the obnoxious brat had FORGOTTEN HER PHONE CORD. I'm not even playing. There it was, right where it had been plugged in that morning. So after all of that angst and crying, the next morning, I dropped off the phone cord. And four bags of groceries, since, after kicking me out and assuring me that she'd get food, she had Chick'n'Biscuit crackers for lunch. I included a giant box of white chocolate macadamia nut cookies as some sort of passive aggressive revenge.
And between those two visits, I went to Rhys Ford's house (she's a lovely writer-- has a new book, Dirty Secret, coming out, huzzah!) and talked to her and her sister and generally enjoyed chatting about sci-fi with my brethren. (I cannot thank them enough for this evening--it was fun and normal and I got to pet their crazy assed dogs and I needed it after the drama of ditching my baby in an alien place.)
I drove five hundred miles.
Oh yeah. And Elliot Gould is A. A fucking genius, and B. Could put a hyperactive first grader on a double expresso into a dead coma. I had to turn him off for some Bruce, or I might have found out what happened to Mr. Regan's--the trip really was that fucking long.
Oh-- but for all of the longness and the boredom and the are-you-fucking-kidding-me-this-is-my-view?
Yeah. I still ran into weirdness.
In the same rest stop, I ran into this sign:
And for those of you who read Keeping Promise Rock and thought I was bullshitting about the snake thing, NYAH FUCKING NYAH!!!! (No. That wasn't very mature, but are you SEEING THIS?)
And I also ran into a perfectly lovely woman, dressed nicely and nattily in a pair of black lace up ballet shoes and a matching set of capris and tasteful tank, with distinguished silver hair, blue contacts in her blue eyes, a demon cat from hell, and a sign that said, "Going to Woodland. Need a Ride."
o.o 0.o? 0.0
I tell you, if the cat hadn't been crazy, (or she was crazy and made the cat sound like Tengu the black demon from hell) I might have let her hitchhike. As it was, I could only see the headlines:
Gay-Romance Writer Disappears on Death Trek Home.
Husband Wishes He'd Bought The Damned Airline Ticket NOW, Doesn't He!
Yeah. Sometimes an imagination is a curse. In this case, it meant the nice (crazy?) woman had to find another ticket home. And so did Tengu, the black demon from hell. But I did buy her food from the vending machine, so that was something.
Anyway, I'm home. I've got the work pile form hell piled on my laptop, Zoomboy had a doctor's appointment AND a dance lesson today, and *zzzzzzzzz* Sometime in there, I've got to finish Chicken's sweater, so I can put the pattern in A Knitter in His Natural Habitat. Hee hee hee...
Wait 'til you see the cover for that one!
Oh yes-- if you check out the tabs on top, you'll see that I ended up all over the internet, pretty much when I was unable to access it to see. The big one--the FUN one, for everyone who likes it when I get all teachery on your asses, is right here: At Cup of Porn