Okay-- this involves the Cave Troll's real name, but it was awesome, and I wanted to share it before I forgot!
His dad was giving him a hard time about practicing his handwriting. "Pretty soon, big guy, your 'K's are going to look more like 'H's!"
"My 'K's do not look like 'H's! My name isn't 'Hewyn!'"
Mate and I stopped and looked at eachother. "Actually," I said, that was pretty damned smart!"
So there you go--why handwriting does NOT equal intelligence!