Good Morning Moments:
A. Michael Bay movies may be like roller coasters, but roller coasters make me want to throw up.
B. Does everyone want coffee? Yes, no, yes-- honestly, doesn't matter. What matters? The dogs are going for a ride.
C. Showers are optional when going for coffee.
D. Dear political e-mailing demons-- if you fuckers hit me up for money one more time, I'm going to sue you for panhandling.
E. Dear furry domesticated demons-- stop shitting in Chicken's room or she's going to cook you and eat you. I'm not stopping her--I'm busy.
F. Good TV tonight. YAY!
G. As Goddess is my witness, I will take a nap today.
E. Big T and I agree that Ted Cruz is really a live action version of Ned Flanders.
F. OMG. I'm leaving for NY in two weeks. TWO WEEKS! *panics*
And on that note, I'm going writing today…s
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