Saturday Snark

Okay, my friend Marie Sexton who has this whole blog-promotion thing down WAY better than I ever will, has this thing called Saturday Snark, where you post your characters saying something snarky.  I figure my characters have snark to spare, so I thought I'd participate.  Patrick and Whiskey have been making a lot of friends recently, so I figured I'd start there, although I've got some Deacon lines I'd REALLY like to throw in, because he's got some rather hidden snark in there that he doesn't get a lot of credit for.  That's okay.  I think Marie's going to be doing this for a while.  

If you follow the link above, you will find a bunch of other authors, posting THEIR snark, and basically, it's supposed to be a very fun, snarky tour through other people's books!  Thanks, Marie, for the opportunity to snark!


So this is Patrick, explaining how Ritalin effects his widdo cortex:


Whiskey shook his head.  "Uhm, what's gonna be different about you?"


"With the LBP?"  (Little Brown Pill)


"Yeah.  what's it do to you?"


Patrick pretended to think.  "Well, first I get hella horny, and then I start humping the furniture."